*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
OKAY THAT WAS KIND OF A FUCKING TWIST.
*laughs* yes, this is perfect!
when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is
DID SOMEONE SERIOUSLY SEND SOMETHING INTO A NEWSPAPER PRETENDING TO BE A MODERN PROFESSOR SNAPE OH MY GOD I’M LAUGHING SO MCUH
some white boy: why is it called history— why not herstory? makes u think huh?
y’all: omg he’s a feminist *leaks* imma make a home for his dick inside me.
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.